i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize