Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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