dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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