We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I look better un-naked...
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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