I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Boobs are out for the taking
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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