so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
