So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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