That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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