we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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