Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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