awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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