The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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