I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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