bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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