she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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