I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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