brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
The beers last night were like the tears from god
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
