I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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