So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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