Jerry, you need to find god
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
