My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Randomize
