i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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