Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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