Sry I called you an 8
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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