i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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