I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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