Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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