I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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