Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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