she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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