i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
she was so not down for the gang bang
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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