I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Hey! you should come over!
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