i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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