So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
The adults are the big ones right?
Randomize
