Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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