YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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