I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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