So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Randomize