Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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