google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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