I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
You may now shotgun with the bride
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
