Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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