addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Randomize
