i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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