im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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