glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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