Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
That was an excessively violent trivia night
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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