If that was your dad, he is hot
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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