so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Your penis caused this!
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