32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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