blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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