Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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